a dog wearing a dolphin nose mask
I’m gonna have nightmares for a month
when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite you
Don’t get any closer to each other
This is the most interesting thing I’ve seen all year.
I don’t know how to feel about this
What is this suppose too meann?
it represents the fragility of friendship. Once you get too close you can break something that can be beautiful. If you recede too far the beauty will fly away. The eyes on the butterflies wings symbolise the truth about the pain they have seen.
DUDE, that was so deep
*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?
This is so accurate though…Beat around the bush til they tell you, haha. If you ever want to torture a white person, act like you don’t understand what they’re asking; they’ll feel so uncomfortable!
My sister has a bearded dragon and they typically eat crickets, but they’ll eat mice occasionally as well. She bought this mouse a week ago and the first day, the bearded dragon put the mouse in his mouth and the mouse squeaked so he spit it out… and he’s never tried to eat it again! Now they’re friends and the mouse sleeps on his back and head and even moved some wood chips over to where the bearded dragon sleeps so he would have a bed too! It’s so cute.
i want a pet who has a pet!
it’s his familiar
It’s a petpet
And today I learned the hard way that I am allergic to pine nuts
Sounds like a… nutty time, Kate
yes lets make jokes ive thrown up twice i cant breathe and i have chest pain.
make joke please distract me from the fact…
If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck