ValynnTyne
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aslimshadylady:

capturethefag:

How high do you have to be to adopt a mouse as your son and name it Stuart

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maikujakus:

maikujakus:

i’m going in

I’M gE TTINg OU T

maikujakus:

maikujakus:

i’m going in

I’M gE TTINg OU T

dalekpoetry:

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS

dalekpoetry:

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS

That moment when you get your friend in trouble…
MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

captjackfrost:

notadangirl:

luckyspike:

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.
so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.
it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.
without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.
he spent $34

freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

xiqing:

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xiqing:

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welcometothesass:

Adventure time sums up the “nice guy” trope in a nutshell. 

seselapod:

shuckl:



IM KINDA MORE CONCERNED ABOUT

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??????????????

seselapod:

shuckl:

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IM KINDA MORE CONCERNED ABOUT

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??????????????